Be careful, it just might give you conniptions or, at the very least, clutch your pearls....
He made this:
A wholemeal loaf. By hand. All on his own. Go on, have another look:
It's got honey in it too. Imagine the smell of warm bread filtering through the house as it browns gently in the oven. Mmmmmmm. Wanna see what it looks like......inside?
Isn't that just the most desirable thing you've ever seen? Especially when it's made by someone else.
And then.....and then.....as if all that wasn't enough......he went and made these (be still my beating heart, *flutters hand wanly under chin*):
Malted biscuits. Golden shapes of chewy sunshine, made from flour, organic eggs, malt extract and golden syrup.
No, you can't marry him, but I might consider a lend at a good price (he's also good with computers, can put up wallpaper and can build a wooden bridge) - make me an offer?