I had every intention of doing the same thing this year, but things didn't quite turn out as planned.
But I'm getting ahead of myself here.
We drove up to London. We always seem to do this now. It's not necessarily quicker (sometimes it is, but it wasn't yesterday...) but it is cheaper than going by train and getting a railcard, for e.g., it would cost us £21.70 each for a railcard (= £43.40). Yesterday we went up in the Smart Car which probably used about a fiver in petrol. We parked right close by to the British Museum and paid £37 for parking. £37 + £5 = £42. Plus we had the benefit of being in our own space and not having to share it with everyone else = priceless.
We had an extremely quick and easy drive into south London, then things got very gnarly around Nine Elms where roads had seemingly been closed at random with no diversions! Got a lot of people very confused, that did. We eventually crossed using Battersea Bridge instead of Waterloo Bridge which was actually quite interesting because it's not a route we usually use and it's always good to see new stuff.
We parked up in a car park in, I think, Museum Street at 4 minutes to midday. Our plan was to try and get round the Royal Academy Summer Exhibition, the British Museum's Pompeii & Herculaneum Exhibition and the exhibition of Japanese outsider art at the Wellcome Collection in Euston. An ambitious timetable, I think you'll agree.
We'd already checked the intertubes to see what was going on in London in case there were any roads that were going to be closed off, etc. TLH had seen that there was some sort of Triathlon event happening that was going to affect roads but that was way over around Canary Wharf so wouldn't affect us.
As we were walking from Museum Street towards Chinatown, we noticed there were really quite a few side streets in Soho that were being closed off with metal barriers. There were lots of people with neon yellow safety vests and clipboards. Something was happening. Eventually, as we passed another neon yellow-clad group, I scrutinised the lanyard thing around someone's neck and spotted the word 'Pride'. Hmm.
Research on the 'tubes had completely failed to reveal that the huge annual gay Pride Parade was going to be taking place that afternoon. Right through the centre of London. London was going to be full of fabulous. I hoped we'd be able to see some of it.
I was starving hungry and we couldn't decide where we wanted to eat. We wandered past Kettner's to see if it had improved any since our last disappointing visit there back in 2010. Short answer - 'no'. Saturday lunchtime on a sunny day in June when London is packed with rainbow warriors and the place was completely empty. And it was open (we checked).
So off to Chinatown we went, to a restaurant that was the first place TLH took me when we first started 'courting'. It used to be called 'China China' but is now 'Wan Chai Corner'. It's at 3 Gerrard St, and since we were there last they've started serving dim sum! Hooray! I LOVE dim sum and hardly ever have it because there's nowhere near where I live that does it (I should really just buy my own and do it at home, shouldn't I?) We stuffed ourselves with crispy fried salt & chilli pepper squid; prawn & chive dim sum; pork, shrimp & peanut dim sum; fish ball noodle soup and lovely, lovely char siu bao (Cantonese barbecued pork filled bun - they're both sweet and savoury!) I'm going to be hard pushed to want to eat anywhere else next time we're in London.
We then headed off to the Royal Academy. Due to the forthcoming Pride parade heading along Regent Street, past Piccadilly Circus and into Haymarket, that end of Piccadilly was blocked off to traffic, which meant that at about 2pm on a Saturday afternoon, we were able to walk up the middle of the road:
I hadn't prebooked tickets for the Summer Exhibition this time so there was always the concern that the place would be packed and we'd have to wait for hours to get in but no, bought tickets and went straight in.
As soon as we got through the doors, I realised that taking photos was going to be tricky as there weren't very many visitors. Plus as I'm now creating art myself instead of just looking at it, I sort of wanted to look at the pieces with my own eyes, rather than through the lens of a camera. And it's always stressful having to dodge the gallery staff, and the thought of having to do that again this year was, frankly, a bit sigh-inducing. Still, I'd have a go.
It didn't last very long. I got into the second room, having taken a couple of shots in the previous one, and had scanned it for staff. Thinking I was okay, I'd taken one shot, then moved in for a close up when suddenly there was a hand in my viewfinder. A very cross, short (that's how I missed her, she was tiny) steward practically shouted at me 'No photographs! And I think you know it...' very bossily. So I just turned away and sighed internally. This was going to be hard work today.
I headed into another room and found a totally delightful piece that I really wanted a picture of. Trouble is it was painted on a button and only about an inch across so would necessitate me going right up close to it in order to get it in focus. And, yes, there was a gallery steward (not the same one) leaning against the door frame practically opposite. I would have to wait until he moved on. I ended up waiting for about 10 minutes before he finally did and I got my shot but I decided that photo would be the last of this trip as I really couldn't be arsed to wait around for the stewards to go walkabout just so I could get a picture, at the risk of me finally getting thrown out if they did keep catching me.
I decided I would compromise a little, though, and marked with an 'x' in the catalogue those pieces that I liked, then I could look them up online and see if the artists had websites with images on them.
There were a few but, out of necessity, I apologise for there not being as many photos in this post as I would normally like to give you, but I hope you understand my reasons now!
Anyway, onto the pictures:
'Etna', oil by Fred Cuming, RA. (£28,000).
'From the Arabian Nights', oil by Tom Phillips, RA. (£39,000)
'Everything meets here', pencil by Jessie Brennan (£7,200)
'Study for a battle', giclee print by Cathy de Monchaux (£550). This, incidentally, is the piece I was going in for the closeup on when the gallery Gauleiter caught me, and I managed to take a photo of the floor grating instead:
This was the final picture I got to take. It's called "#1 from The Runaways series" by Hannah Battershell (£200). I loved it. Click on the link to see more of her button work.
I have to say I found this year's exhibition very much a mixed bag. I definitely got the feeling there were less pieces overall than usual, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. And I thought there were a lot of prints and etchings which is only to be expected when you find out that one of the curators of this year's exhibition is Norman Ackroyd. There were quite a few pieces I could quite happily have taken home with me, and quite a few that made me wonder what the hell the curators were thinking.
Some of the others I liked were:
'Venice - Mouth of Italy', ink and watercolour by Adam Dant (£31,200). This is the artist who did the painting at last year's exhibition of a map of London as a medical textbook illustration that I loved.
'My heart a wounded crow', mezzotint by Sarah Gillespie (£600). A mixture of the endearing and the Gothic.
'Titania', oil by Miriam Escofet (£13,500). If I'd had the money, this is the one I would have bought. Exquisitely painted, with unbelievably fine detail. I stood in front of this painting the longest. Her website is just fabulous too - check out her recent work and try not to cry at the sheer beauty and skill of this artist.
Grayson Perry had an entire room to himself to show his six-tapestry series 'The Vanity of Small Differences' which he created in conjunction with a TV series about the British class system last year. He's such a clever man. There's a huge amount of detail in the tapestries and the more you look at them, the more you see:
After the compulsory visit to the gift shop, we decided to schlep our way up to the Euston Road to the Wellcome Collection but first we had to get across Regent Street. Which was, of course, cordoned off as the parade was passing along, so we stopped, ate some ice-cream and watched a very noisy parade of hugely happy people pass by for about 20 minutes before we could cross the road.
We went to see their current free exhibition 'Souzou - Japanese Outsider Art' which ends today. My lovely blogging friend Antonia - a woman of great style and taste - recommended this unreservedly. And it was, indeed, brilliant.
So what, exactly, is 'outsider art'? The Collection's website describes it best: "‘Outsider Art’ has
since become an internationally recognised term, commonly used to
describe work made by artists who have received little or no
tuition but produce work for the sake of creation alone, without an
audience in mind, and who are perceived to inhabit the margins of
mainstream society. The artists in this exhibition have been
diagnosed with a variety of different cognitive, behavioural and
developmental disorders or mental illnesses, and are residents or
day attendees of specialist care institutions." None of these pieces would be out of place at the Summer Exhibition, and quite a few of them were a damn site better.
Again, this is another place that won't allow photography, but I bought the book anyway, so I'll take photos of the things that really caught my eye:
These figurines are made from cloth, sellotape and fabric and are about 12 inches high. We particularly liked the crab-headed doll (bottom right picture).
These were brilliant - very Chapman Brothers. Tiny little invented anime figures made from metallic bag ties. About 2 inches high.
These figures look 2D from the picture, but they're figures that will stand up and are created from card, and based on box construction. About 6 inches high.
These were terrific. Created by a guy who works in a printing facility and who collects small amounts of india ink with which he creates his pictures. These are big, about 3.5 feet across.
Big images in reality, these are made from charcoal which the artist then rubs out.
This fabulously spiky creature is a representation of an Okinawan Lion.
The artist really likes food and has decorated cotton pyjamas with images of his favourite foods - in this case salmon roe sushi rolls and roast chicken!
In many ways, the most traditionally accomplished artist on display also produced the most disturbing artwork. Large paintings full of sexual imagery that were hard to look at but impossible to ignore.
I then took TLH upstairs to look at the permanent collection of shrunken heads, torture chairs, trepanned skulls, flying phalli (phalluses?) and ancient surgical instruments. Stopping then for a recuperative bun and tea, we decided that we were all arted and walked out and there was no way we were going to fit in the British Museum's Pompeii & Herculaneum exhibition, but seeing as it's on until September, we decided to make it a later date. London, we love you with all your noise and people and sights and smells but, ooh, you make our feet hurt!
We got back to the car at 5.15 and pulled up onto our driveway at 6.30, which is pretty impressive. We got back in time to catch the evening's coverage of Glastonbury which confirmed my firmly held opinion that the Rolling Stones really are quite shite.
And on that bombshell....
4 comments:
Hi there, I came over from your comment on the Bloggess to give you virtual hugs... and gosh what wonderful things you have done! Still, sending hugs for the desires not met, and hope for the opportunities to come. I bet you can figure out a way to make that grandma thing happen.
Thanks, Brigid, for your kind words. Sadly, grandma-hood is not going to happen, I'm 50 now and too old to have kids. My brother has kids aged from 3 to 16 but I don't get to see them very often so my opportunities to teach them bad habits are severely limited!
I just wanted to say thank you very much for featuring my work on your blog. I loved the Souzou exhibition! Hannah Battershell
Thanks for the comment, Hannah! I'm always a bit worried about doing the Summer Exhibition posts because of the whole copyright thing. I really did love your button and had to wait for about 10 mins for the Steward to leave the room before I could get close enough to take a decent photo! Also, your surname is unusual but I used to be friends with a Hilary Battershell-Hall. Anyway, I hope exhibiting at the RA has resulted in more sales for you!
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